Episode Nineteen
CHAYANE, DUSTIN, and ABBY,
eating cold pizza
ABBY
So,
did you pass out?
CHAYANE
No. I
donÕt drink. It was too crowded to
wade through all the people, and they were too drunk. So I just fell asleep on the couch. I have six brothers. I can sleep through pretty much
anything. Good pizza.
MARKO VISUAL PIZZA IMPROV starts
and runs on screen simultaneously.
DUSTIN
How
did you find out about the party?
CHAYANE
You
know Snakeface?
DUSTIN
Does
anybody really know Snakeface?
CHAYANE
He and
his brother Meat invited me. They
told me it was going to be a wild party.
IÕd never really been to a wild party before, and since IÕm in college
now, I figured I should be open to new experiences, so I decided to go.
ABBY
How do
you know them?
CHAYANE
They
were in my chemistry class. When
the teacher wasnÕt looking they set their heads on fire. I laughed so hard I stopped breathing.
DUSTIN
Huh. YouÕre a funny girl, Chayane.
CHAYANE
Thank
you. Most people donÕt think I
have a sense of humor.
MARTY
G
You
know Meat and Snakeface?
CHAYANE
Yes.
MARTY G
I was
kind of out of it, but did they send their heads on fire last night?
CHAYANE
They
were very amusing.
MARTY G
I hope
I caught it.
He picks up a webcam.
DUSTIN
Wait a
minute. You had a webcam at this
party?
MARTY G
One in every room.
DUSTIN
Did
you get permission?
MARTY G
What
for?
DUSTIN
You
canÕt just film people without their permission.
MARTY G
Sure
you can. WhoÕs to stop me? Hey, one of the cameras is missing.
ABBY
Uh oh.
MARTY G
What?
ABBY takes out her laptop and
turns it one.
ABBY
Valerie.
CUT
TO:
VALERIEÕs BLOG: STREET CRED: SENSELESS PARTYING
Video of party including
footage of MARTY Z doing something embarrassing with a VALERIE VO COMMENTARY.
BACK
TO:
MARTY G (Enthusiastic)
This
just keeps getting better and better! I love this woman!
DUSTIN
Are
you crazy! There could be stuff on
here that could keep you from EVER getting a job. This has got to stop!
CHAYANE
Hey
look! My headÕs on fire!
CHAYANEÕS HEAD ON FIRE