Episode Thirty

KOLLEGE KOMEDY KOMPLAINT KHOIR appears on stage. The Khoir OS being directed by EURIN and the PIANO PLAYER is JOSHUA RAOUL BRODY. All are dressed in GRADUATING CAPS AND GOWNS.

KOMPLAINT KHOIR

Where is the Chinese food at four in the morning?
Where IS that guy who got a B just for showing up?

Why are there surveillance cameras in the cafeteria?
Why do laundromats close so early?

I’m not seeing it.
I’m just not seeing it.

Why does a beer cost more than a book?
Why do most blogs suck so very very much.

I have too many passwords. So many passwords.
I thought it was my friend on facebook.
Turned out to be an advertisement.
For some fucking thing.
Some fucking thing.

I’m not seeing it.
I’m just not seeing it.
My stomach is full but I’m hungry.
I can’t afford gas, or this school.
What if Google really is evil?
Some of my friends are uncool.

Pornography is boring.

Sometimes I hate being white.
What is the deal with thongs?

Men are idiots. Life is expensive.
Women are insane. The whole world kind of sucks.

I’m not seeing it.
I’m just not seeing it.
My stomach is full but I’m hungry.
I can’t afford gas, or this school.
What if Google really is evil?

Some of my friends are uncool.

Some of my friends are uncool.

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